The Cruel Imaginings of Swarve Mr. Jenkins

Swarve is not a typo. look it up ;)
and my name isn't Jenkins either.

Hi, I'm Cieran and i'm positively cooler than you.

i like awesome films, drama, Benedict Cumberbatch and llama jumpers.

jas thinks i'm a hipster.

Cheerio!

note: i didn't write this

~the magical melodies of mr. jenkins~ ~the virtuous visages of mr. jenkins~ THIS IS NOT THE SPANISH INQUISITION.

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Thor:	GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor:	AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor:	BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor:	THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

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thunderpcats:

Hitler’s mom looks a lot like Michael Cera.

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kyokosan:

bitch

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slubcoda:

cranberryv0dka:

blackling:

alllllll-of-the-spectacular:

under-base:

…The DOG’s NAME IS ‘LOKI’

The fucking license plate on the car

OMG

The fucking license plate on the car

the dog’s name

I REALLY ENJOY THIS
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HERE I AM SINGING A SONG I WROTE IN FIVE SECONDS WHILE HOME ALONE

IT’S NOT AT ALL RACIST
MUCH

#dis iz a song aboot a danss #a happi danss #spells
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#hurr #can i have it #and maybe is it edible
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alternate poster design for Babe? it’s a show i’m in and they were taking the piss out of the proper one i spent forever on so i’m gonna hand this in and see what they do.

#babe #the sheep pig #bacon
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lolwht

#fallingthroughherhair #lolwht #yep #you're awesome #imagine if i had no make up on
Link What ingredients does it take to make you?

lamourestlaid:

bladvass:

sofuckingchuffed:

Cherie is made of hyenas, cookies, and Mother Nature. With a dash of GAME OVER.

Taylor is made of herp, pepper, and innocence. With a dash of Bear Grylls.

Jas is made of internet, tea, and herpa derp. With a dash of the South.

Cieran is made of cookies, wine, and happiness. With a dash of hentai.
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)

#good god #it's like yeah sure sure sure WAT